The Workers

And the darkness was upon the face of the workers

as they spake unto their Group Head saying:

"It's a crock of shit and it stinketh."

The Group Heads

And the Group Heads went unto their Section Heads and sayeth:
"It's a pail of dung and none may abide by the odor thereof."

The Section Heads 

And the Section Heads went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them:

"It is a container of excrement. And it is very strong. Such that none may abide by it."

The Managers

And the Managers  went unto their Director and sayeth unto him:

"It is a vessel of fertilizer. None may abide it's strenght."

The Director

And the Director went unto Vice President and sayeth unto him:

"It promoteth growth and is very powerful."

The Vice President

And the Vice President went unto the President and sayeth unto him:

"This powerful new Plan will actively promote the growth and effciency of the company."

The Policy

"And the president looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good, and the Plan became Policy."

(From "Repositioning")